Lesson # 1: If you’re taking a boy pants shopping, make sure he has not decided to go commando. Otherwise people passing the fitting room will hear something to the effect of:
“Harry, take off your pants, but leave your underwear on.”
“But I’m not wearing any underwear.”
Lesson 2: When you are helping your daughter wash her hands in a public restroom, make sure the soap dispenser is aimed at her hands and not into her mouth.